Contact Us

The only way you can get an appointment to see us, is to call. If you try to arrange one by email or text, you’ll just get a reply that says: “Call us”

We hate email and text conversations, so we don’t do them unless we have to.

If you want to get hold of us, or ask a question – Call us! The number is at the top of the page.

Make sure you don’t call from a blocked or unknown number, we don’t like those either because of the amount of scumbag scammers we have calling, so we’ve blocked them, our phone system rejects them automatically.

However, if you really really absolutely absolutely must email us, use this contact us form. You’ll probably get a reply telling you to call us anyway.